White Trash Hurricane Survival Kit

1. Toilet Paper ...................... check
2. Bud Light .......................... check
3. Keystone Ice...................... check
4. Budweiser .......................... check
5. Red Dog .............................. check
6. Misc. other bottles of alcohol ................... check
7. Piece of plywood and air mattress to float your chick and booze on ................... check

Next time let's all be more prepared.